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      <title>Man Sees Jesus' Image on Truck Window</title>
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      <description>Jim Stevens said he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickup. Stevens, of Jonesborough, Tenn., said that nearly every morning, an image that looks to him like the face of Jesus Christ has appeared in the condensation on the driver's side window of his Isuzu truck.</description>
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                &lt;div name="caption"&gt;Jim Stevens stands next to his truck that has an image on the &lt;b&gt;window&lt;/b&gt; resembling Jesus Christ. Stevens, of Jonesborough, Tenn., said Nov. 2 that the image keeps reappearing, but he doesn't know how or why.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Aren't They a Little Early?</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:55:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>When filmmaker Franny Armstrong found herself surrounded by a group of teenage girls, one of them armed with an iron bar, she knew she needed help. And she got it, from a very unexpected source.</description>
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      <title>Man Shows Up Alive at Own Funeral</title>
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      <description>A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:04:23 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;div class="synpTxt"&gt;A 59-year-old Brazilian man whose relatives thought he had died in a car crash shocks his mourning family when he shows up alive at his own funeral. Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves had mistakenly identified him as the victim of an accident in southern Brazil, police say. Apparently, the body was disfigured but dressed in clothing similar to his.&lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div class="entry-permalink"&gt; &lt;a rel="bookmark" href="http://news.aol.com/article/ademir-jorge-goncalves-shows-up-alive-at/753053"&gt;Full Coverage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div class="synpRatng"&gt;        &lt;div class="synpVot"&gt;            &lt;a href="http://news.aol.com/article/ademir-jorge-goncalves-shows-up-alive-at/753053#MustRead"&gt;            &lt;span class="synpMstRd"&gt;Must Read:&lt;/span&gt;            &lt;span class="thmbsUp"&gt;0%&lt;/span&gt;            &lt;span class="thmbsDwn"&gt;0%&lt;/span&gt;            &lt;/a&gt;        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_email"  href="javascript: void(0)" onclick="shareOperation(2, 'http://news.aol.com/article/ademir-jorge-goncalves-shows-up-alive-at/753053', 'Man Shows Up Alive at Own Funeral');"&gt;&lt;span class="emai"&gt;Email&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php" style="text-decoration:none;" onmouseover="return addthis_open(this, '', 'http://news.aol.com/article/ademir-jorge-goncalves-shows-up-alive-at/753053', 'Man Shows Up Alive at Own Funeral');" onmouseout="addthis_close();" onclick="return addthis_sendto();"&gt;&lt;img src="http://o.aolcdn.com/art/ch_news/plussym12x12"  border="0" alt="Share" /&gt;&lt;span class="share"&gt;Share&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;        &lt;a class="nbdr" href="http://news.aol.com/article/ademir-jorge-goncalves-shows-up-alive-at/753053#Comments"&gt;&lt;span class="synpCmnt"&gt;Comments (95)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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      <title>'Oxygen Tank Bandit' Strikes Again</title>
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      <description>An oxygen mask not only helps you breathe, it's a pretty good disguise, at least for one bank robber. The FBI is looking for a 60- to 70-year-old man who has robbed at least four banks in Southern California.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:45:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Philly Paper Jumps Gun on World Series</title>
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      <description>A Philadelphia newspaper has apologized to readers for mistakenly running an ad congratulating the Philadelphia Phillies on winning back-to-back World Series titles.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:19:55 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;div class="synpTxt"&gt;The Philadelphia Inquirer apologizes to its readers for an ad congratulating the hometown team on winning baseball's World Series. When the ad actually appeared, the New York Yankees held a commanding 3-1 lead in the series. &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div class="entry-permalink"&gt; &lt;a rel="bookmark" href="http://news.aol.com/article/philadelphia-inquirer-congratulates/748295"&gt;Full Coverage&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;    &lt;div class="synpRatng"&gt;        &lt;div class="synpVot"&gt;            &lt;a href="http://news.aol.com/article/philadelphia-inquirer-congratulates/748295#MustRead"&gt;            &lt;span class="synpMstRd"&gt;Must Read:&lt;/span&gt;            &lt;span class="thmbsUp"&gt;0%&lt;/span&gt;            &lt;span class="thmbsDwn"&gt;0%&lt;/span&gt;            &lt;/a&gt;        &lt;/div&gt;&lt;a class="addthis_button_email"  href="javascript: void(0)" onclick="shareOperation(2, 'http://news.aol.com/article/philadelphia-inquirer-congratulates/748295', 'Philly Paper Jumps Gun on World Series     ');"&gt;&lt;span class="emai"&gt;Email&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php" style="text-decoration:none;" onmouseover="return addthis_open(this, '', 'http://news.aol.com/article/philadelphia-inquirer-congratulates/748295', 'Philly Paper Jumps Gun on World Series     ');" onmouseout="addthis_close();" onclick="return addthis_sendto();"&gt;&lt;img src="http://o.aolcdn.com/art/ch_news/plussym12x12"  border="0" alt="Share" /&gt;&lt;span class="share"&gt;Share&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;        &lt;a class="nbdr" href="http://news.aol.com/article/philadelphia-inquirer-congratulates/748295#Comments"&gt;&lt;span class="synpCmnt"&gt;Comments (13)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;    &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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      <title>Woman Reports Self as Drunken Driver</title>
      <link>http://news.aol.com/article/wisconsins-mary-strey-reports-herself-as/747678</link>
      <description>Late on a Saturday night, Mary Strey, a Wisconsin woman, called 911 to report herself as a drunken driver.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:26:27 GMT</pubDate>
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&lt;div class="synpTxt"&gt;Authorities release a 911 recording of a Wisconsin woman calling to report herself as a drunken driver. "You behind them?" the dispatcher asks her. "No, I am them." &lt;/div&gt;
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      <title>Massive Meatball Sets New Record</title>
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      <description>The bouncing mega-meatball record has landed in the East Coast.</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:38:49 GMT</pubDate>
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                &lt;div name="caption"&gt;Chef Matthew Mitnitsky of Nonni's Italian Eatery in Concord, N.H., cheered Sunday after his meatball weighed in at 222.5 pounds. Guinness World Records confirmed it's the world's largest meatball. The previous mega-meatball was just 109 pounds.&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:57:44 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>Surveillance video at a North Carolina apartment building captured a male deer swimming in an indoor pool for about 15 minutes on Friday, reported WSOCTV.com.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:21:04 GMT</pubDate>
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